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For many fellows, discussing their sex lives can be a very awkward experience. It may be easier to use some code to convey your sexual issues. We have created 21 ways to describe your sex life with a movie title!
So make yourself comfy and see if one of these movie titles sums up your experiences between the sheets…..
Gone in 60 Seconds
According to the stats, men and women orgasm at very different times.
Most men orgasm after five to seven minutes on average. For women, it usually takes fifteen to twenty minutes, sometimes longer!
Women’s bodies take longer to feel aroused, feel sexual pleasure, and subsequently orgasm. A thoughtful guy controls and holds his orgasm until his lady is satisfied.
With a little concentration, most men can control their climax, but many are just too selfish and aren’t concerned about whether their sex partner is satisfied!
Get Hard
As it happens, there is a multitude of reasons that can stop guys from getting a firm & dependable “woody”!
Did you know that between 20 and 30 million men in America regularly encounter erection problems, and nearly all men have suffered from the dreaded “limp noodle” at some time?
And erectile issues aren’t just reserved for the elderly. According to the stats, 25% of men seeking treatment for their flaccid penis are under 40 years of age!
Hit & Run
It’s not just a myth that many dudes tend to pull away after they have “got their oats,” but why?
When men have sex, their level of oxytocin increases, and this causes testosterone levels to drop. When this happens, men often feel a great need to pull away and can lose all interest for a little while. As testosterone levels rise again, interest and libido return.
Wiser and more mature men tend to stick around a little longer because it’s the decent thing to do. They know it’s better to roll over instead of running away.
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Sausage Party
The term “sausage party” seems to have existed since the late 1990s.
The first record is a 1999 Bureau of National Affairs Fair Employment complaint made by an employee after receiving homophobic statements claiming he was a fan of “sausage parties.”
Source: Urban Dictionary: Sausage Party
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
If you can describe your sex life with this movie title, you’re not alone!!!
While we might tell our buddies that we only bed the crème de la crème of ladies, this is probably far from the truth!
While most of us have had a few beauties in between the sheets, there are probably a few sexual partners that we would rather forget. This could include “bunny boilers,” “fat chicks,” and girls that looked great in the dim light of a nightclub.
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Any Given Sunday
According to scientists, the secret to keeping sexual attraction and romance alive and well in a marriage is to indulge in sexual activities just once a week!
Making love more often than this does not necessarily lead to greater contentment and happiness, although getting less can make many “horny” guys feel more miserable.
The stats that you may be interested in (according to Kinsey) are that 18-29-year-olds have sex an average of 112 times per year, 30-39-year-olds have an average of 86 times per year, and 40-49-year-olds manage an average of 69 times.
Adventures in Babysitting
Besides their young bodies, men think babysitters are hot for another reason: they have kids that aren’t their own.
Most men love the playful nature that babies bring out in women but are not fans of the weight of maternal responsibility.
Famous babysitter scandals include Ethan Hawke leaving his wife, Uma Thurman, for their nanny. Jude Law is cheating on Sienna Miller with their babysitter. And most famously, Robin Williams married the babysitter he and his first wife had employed.
If you still doubt that dudes love babysitting, consider the movie “The Nanny Diaries.” This god-awful movie grossed over $47 million at the box office, meaning it wasn’t just women watching it!
Waterworld
There’s no way to know how many men are turned on by “golden showers.” Samantha Manewitz (Certified sex therapist) said, “There are far more people who are interested in this sort of play than are willing to disclose it.
People like this fetish for several reasons, but the main one is that watersports can increase trust and intimacy. There is a vulnerability in having a partner pee in your presence and allowing yourself to be peed on. Also, the fact that it is ‘wrong’ and ‘dirty’ can be a turn-on in and of itself”.
Rush Hour
Gifted Hands
You are spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, yanking the plank, banging the bishop. Whatever you call it, masturbation continues to be a prevalent pastime among gentlemen.
Interesting masturbatory facts from the USA include:
- The number of masturbatory-aged people in the U.S. is 240,052,886
- The average jerk time is 12 minutes
- 62.5 percent of men masturbate daily (153,053,044 men)
- And 797,151 Americans are masturbating right now!
Sex, Lies, and Videotape
Filming sex between you and your partner can feel great, but Dr. Petra Boynton (the Telegraph’s sex and relationships writer) says that both partners must feel in control, and the minute you both stop enjoying it, you should switch the camera off!
The Fast & The Furious
The Journal of Sexual Medicine studied over 1500 men and their sex habits.
The research found that the reported average time between penetration and ejaculation was 7.3 minutes, but for guys that suffered from P.E. (premature ejaculation), the time was only 1.8 minutes!
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One more study of 500 couples from five countries measured the time it took from penetration to “shooting of the load,” and times ranged from 33 seconds to 44 minutes, with the median being a surprisingly low 5.4 minutes!
Every Which Way But Loose
Back in Flintstone times, if a woman got pregnant, she would lose nine months of her life and be vulnerable during this time, so she needed a man who could protect her.
Back then, women had fewer chances to meet the perfect guy, so they had to be more selective. Unlike men with almost infinite cartridges, and are often far from particular!
Having sex nowadays doesn’t mean a baby will result, but the behavior still exists in women’s subconscious. You never know; maybe in years to come, women will adopt the same reproductive strategy as men!
A Fistful of Dollars or For a Few Dollars More
According to a fascinating report by Professor Sven-Axel Månsson of Malmö University in 2005, an estimated 16% of men who live in the U.S. regularly pay for sex.
Early studies found 69% (Kinsey et al., 1948) to 80% (Benjamin and Masters, 1964) of American men had engaged in commercial sex at some point, but more recent studies have found the number to be much lower at around 15% to 20%.
If this movie title describes your sex life, “rubber up” before taking the plunge!
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Toy Story
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Dr. Justin Lehmiller states, “Most guys use vibrators with their partners during foreplay and intercourse. Although almost half of the men in the U.S. survey mentioned above reported having used a vibrator before, only 16.6% said they had used one alone.
In light of this finding, it is perhaps not surprising that when men were asked why they first began incorporating vibrators into their sex lives, some of the most common reasons included wanting to please one’s partner, to help one’s partner have an orgasm, or to “spice up” one’s sex life.
Far fewer guys reported using vibrators to help themselves orgasm, although that’s undoubtedly why some guys use these sex toys”.
Where the Wild Things Are
Blow
Home Alone
Some men don’t want sexual relationships with women, but that doesn’t mean they are not fans of sex. They prefer the DIY method and would instead take care of business alone.
Whether they have had bad relationships in the past, can’t connect with girls, or had disappointing sex, whatever the reason, many guys love having sex by themselves, and there’s nothing wrong with it! This a hilarious way to describe your sex life with a movie title!
A Series of Unfortunate Events
But things went wrong when Harvey flipped his coin to find out if he needed a sex change. from r/disneyvacation
Are We There Yet?
Most men think every woman can reach orgasm from penetration alone, but research has shown that only 20-25 percent of women can. This figure could be even lower, as we can’t count out the accidental clitoral stimulation that invariably occurs during love-making.
So if your “better half” is in the other 75-80 percent of women, you must become best friends with her clitoris to get her motor running!
Here are the links for our featured movies
Troll Hunter (2010) – Director: André Øvredal
Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) – Director: Dominic Sena
Get Hard – Director: Etan Cohen
Hit & Run (2012) – Directors: David Palmer, Dax Shepard
Sausage Party (2016) – Directors: Greg Tiernan, Conrad Vernon
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) – Director: Sergio Leone
Any Given Sunday (1999) – Director: Oliver Stone
Adventures in Babysitting (1987) – Director: Chris Columbus
Waterworld (1995) – Director: Kevin Reynolds
Rush Hour (1998) – Director: Brett Ratner
Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story (2009) – Director: Thomas Carter
Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989) – Director: Steven Soderbergh
The Fast and the Furious (2001) – Directors: Rob Cohen, Mel City (co-director)
Every Which Way But Loose (1978) – Director: James Fargo
Fistful of Dollars (1964) – Director: Sergio Leone (as Bob Robertson)
For a Few Dollars More (1965) – Director: Sergio Leone
Toy Story (1995) -Director: John Lasseter
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) – Director: Spike Jonze
Blow (2001) – Director: Ted Demme
Home Alone (1990) – Director: Chris Columbus
A Series of Unfortunate Events – T.V. series with a few directors
Are We There Yet? (2005) – Director: Brian Levant
Thanks to BagoGames for the fabulous featured image Sausage Party Review on Flickr shared under a Creative Commons (BY) license.
